Everyone loves In Bruges, as well they should. It perfectly captures the bitterness and disappointment of an especially rotten Christmas, and how the past frequently returns to haunt you at a time not festive for everyone.
And while there is plenty of wintry weather, the coke that misfit hitmen Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson snort with a dwarf actor is as close as they get to holiday cheer.
Then Ralph Fiennes’ anti-Santa Claus arrives with nasty plans for who has been naughty…